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18 Election Campaign Fails So Far

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Matthew Hancock is learning to fold.

Look at the priceless look on his face. He just looks so happy, doesn’t he? He must be so proud to be part of the University of Phoenix. Not that we know whether he does have them, we just think it’s pretty goofy that he has a wide ass grin on his face while the leaflet he’s on is folded in a manner that just makes you wonder what kind of propaganda he’s actually trying to push for.

In the political race, people will have to promote themselves in the best ways possible in order to get attention, put up a political platform that will give them an edge over the competition and win the hearts of the masses. However, in this case, though he says he worked hard, we certainly don’t think he means it the way he said it. With the leaflet folded like that, he’s probably trying to work something else into getting hard.

Look, he even says that people are free to get in touch with him. Get it? Get “In Touch?” Dude, your leaflet spells out “cock.” Why would we even think about doing that. Surely, you don’t want us to take that literally.

Oh look, the general election is on May 7th. We’re not even sure that the leaflet actually means election either. Just the way the leaflet is folded gives us an idea that the “L” is supposed to be an “R.” Yeah, we just had to go there, didn’t we? Time to make a stand. No, we didn’t mean it like that. Oh, never mind.

Time to rethink this whole triple-lock thing, Lib Dems.

For political candidates, the campaign they are going for needs to be highly convincing in order to pull more voters in to their cause. It is with the support of the masses that they would be able to stand a chance against all the other politicians also running for the same position they are. We understand that it can prove to be a rather tough time, trying to beat out the rest of the competition. At the same time, you would still need to bring your A-game every single time. That even means coming up with really good campaign material.

However, in this case, we cannot comprehend how this would ever work. If you did not know, a triple lock provides growth to your state pension, thereby allowing you purchase goods in the same amount as the previous year. Now, in theory, that sounds really beneficial. However, it is also a pretty expensive endeavor. Guaranteeing such will cost a lot of money, right around £45 billion for the next fifteen years. Let’s not forget the huge bill that has already been paid out for benefits to pensioners. Simply put, there is absolutely no way that Lib Dems can even afford this guarantee.

If you want a really good campaign, don’t go with this. The University of Phoenix and all its Political Science graduates could help you candidates out on this matter. Just stay away from bad ideas that may not even last to the end of the year.

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