LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 3: In this handout photo by SwagHouse Media, Paris Hilton is shown on the set of her new music video "Paris for President," with lyrics by Hilton, Mike Green and Simon Wilcox and produced by Allen Kee and Patrick Newall, October 3, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by SwagHouse Media via Getty Images)
Healthcare is an issue that all Americans are concerned about; and there is no more widespread disease than a heartbreak. And when it comes to healing a heartbreak, there is no one else I would listen to than Ariana Grande. Her music is sultry, beautiful, and uplifting. Other countries would tremble in peril at the sight of our healthcare system with Ariana Grande as president.
You heard me right, Mrs. Nene Leaks should be the president of this country. She is loud, proud, and rich. And she is critically-acclaimed for being the type of person to never take “no” for an answer. She can stand-up against the North Koreans and the Chinese; and she might even create a new tagline while she’s at it. Foreign policy will thrive under her reign. A vote for Nene is a vote for America!
Well, you can’t talk about the Real Housewives franchise without talking about the reunion host himself, Mr. Andy Cohen. Mr. Andy Cohen’s specialty would be the economy. Cohen hosts the Bravo nightly seriesWatch What Happens: Live and is the author of a memoir, Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines of Pop Culture. He is the first openly gay host of an American late-night talk show. After holding the title as head of development for Bravo for over 10 years, Cohen resigned in November 2013. He continues to serve as an executive producer of The Real Housewives franchise and host of Watch What Happens: Live. Our economy would thrive under the direction of Mr. Andy Cohen and same sex marriage would be available to anyone all across the country!
Nicki Minaj should totally be our next president. She is fun, flirty, and amazingly talented. But honestly the more that I think about, maybe she shouldn't be...